Once MTV announced Miley Cyrus as the host of this year’s Video Music Awards, we knew it was going to be a colorful visit to Crackton. Miley and company, thankfully, did not disappoint.

Here’s the bulleted list of what went down:

•  Miley Cyrus wore a bunch of revealing shreds of cloth (outfits?), culminating in an eventual wardrobe malfunction.https://twitter.com/StylishCyrus/status/638239160487256064
• Kanye West gave a long, convoluted acceptance speech and then announced his candidacy for president in 2020.
• Nicki Minaj patched things up with Taylor Swift and then called Miley Cyrus a bitch.
• Justin Bieber sported a new ‘do, flew through the air, and then inexplicably sobbed after his performance.
  

  Justin Bieber debuted a new hair lewk at the #VMAs :http://t.co/OM0AswXXkZ pic.twitter.com/pw2kZZkcmy

  — ELLE Magazine (US) (@ELLEmagazine) August 31, 2015

• Some people won some awards.